Gobshout can reveal that superstar freak Michael Jackson plans to tour with X-Factor finalist Eoghan Quinn. This would become the most bizarre double act to hit our shores since Katie Price.

This exclusive comes just seconds before this next one where we can reveal that the two plan to duet on the Charles Aznavour classic 'Thank heavens...' .  Simon Cowell will mastermind the project which will see them travel round the schools of Britain in what is provisionally called "Wacko' s Pied Piper Tour".  The show will be screened live on ITV and will fill the three day gap between Britain’s Got Talent and the X-Factor.  

A deaf, dumb and blind source close to Wacko spoke of how the oddball fell for Quinn’s Irish charm while visiting his favourite website. He later overheard him saying, “He is just so talented. I am sure with me behind him he could become a huge star just like Macaulay Culkin and Peter Pan.

It is not all good news for Eggnog though.  Jacko is not happy about his relationship with Dirty Diana Vickers. He has told him to "end it with that haridan or the whole deal is off!".

Posted In Gobshout News, Dec 12 2008. Words - Stephen