In a scene which mirrors that of Led Zeppelin, 60’s boy band The Beatles could get back together next year, but without their original singer. 

Paul McCartney told Gobshout: ‘He (Lennon) hasn’t spoken to me in years.  If he wants a reunion he should get in touch. It’s not down to me to make the first move.’   

Other members are more forthcoming for what could be the biggest money-spinning tour of all time, dwarfing even Bob Geldof’s hugely successful ‘Live Aid’ franchise.

Original Beatle Phil Collins, who went on to have massive success with ‘Another Day in Paradise’, said he could be persuaded to rejoin the fantastic four - provided it was worthwhile. 

He told Gobshout: ‘I could be persuaded to rejoin - provided it’s worthwhile.  It all depends on the green…you know the money.  Now fuck off off my land or I’ll have you shot.’

If McCartney won’t do it then his daughter Stella will take over on vocals, with pal and celebrity WAG Pat Butcher minding her busy Albert Square fruit stall for the duration of the tour.

Pat Butcher, wife of England captain John Terry told us: ‘It’s gonna happen, we’re just waiting on that lazy bastard Ringo.  Ringo if your reading this…answer me fahkin letters will ya!!!’

Posted In Gobshout News, Dec 06 2008. Words - The Ginger