Beyonce is to team up with Stephen Hawking to sing Sonny and Cher's classic 'I Got You Babe' with all proceeds going to this year's Children In Need appeal.  It all came about after the sex-bomb admitted in an interview she was 'smitten by his crazy American accent.'

Stephen Hawking is the genius and author of ‘The Universe: It’s fucking huge!’ which has sold over 50 copies worldwide.  He said he was ‘made up’ at the prospect of singing with Beyonce.

It will be his first vocal performance since 1974 when he sang on Hawkwind’s ‘Silver Machine’.

A spokesperson for Children In Need said: ‘I’m afraid it’s that time of year again folks.  Novelty songs, annoying twats in stupid costumes, home baking and shite TV.’ 

‘Don’t get me wrong though, the money comes in handy so I suppose we just need to put up with it.  Sorry everyone!

’Thank fuck for Sky!’ she added.

Posted In Gobshout News, Nov 14 2008. Words - The Ginger