Peter Andre has turned to his pals to help him get over the split from Jordan.  Best mate Kofi Anan has told how he tried to act as peace-maker between the two but had warned him from the beginning.  He said: ‘I said Jordan was trouble.  He should never have went near the daft bint.’

Peter has told how Kofi and pals Dean Gaffney and Sid Owen have helped him in his hour of need.  He said: ‘It’s all been a little bit “in-san-ia” to be honest.  But Kofi and the lads have been there for me and I am slowly getting over her.  Don’t get me wrong though, I haven’t been sitting around moping.  I have joined a couple of clubs to get me out the house. 



The local Wetherspoon round the corner from me house runs a Monday Club, a pint of Stella for £2.20.  You can’t whack prices like that!  There is even a cute little “my-ster-ious girl” behind the bar I’ve got my eye on.  It’ll be great to get my hands on some real boobs again!’

‘Anyway it’s Thursday - Curry Club night tonight, curry and a pint £5.99.  I can’t be sat here talking to you when there is a chicken jalfrezi round at JD Wetherspoons with Petre Andre written  on it!’

Posted In Gobshout News, Jun 06 2009. Words - The Ginger