Professional pop parasite Peaches Geldof stunned onlookers on London’s trendy Oxford Street Primark Store by buying some new clothes yesterday.

One woman said ‘It was amazing!  I don’t know where she finds the time to spend money on clothes.  I check her out in Heat Magazine every week and she is always out and about doing loads of brilliant stuff.   She is always so busy!   It was great to see her mixing with us ordinary peasant folk.’

‘I can’t wait to see my copy of Heat next week to see which exciting places she wears her new fantastic clothes.  I love reading about her while I am sitting in my jogging bottoms smoking cigarettes and watching  ‘The Apprentice.’

Waste of column inches Peaches would not be drawn on where she shopped or how much she spent on her new clothes.

Her dad Bob Geldof, a professional beggar, was said to be very proud of her.  



He said yesterday ‘I’m very proud of her.  You couldn’t spare us ten pence for a cup of tea could you?’

Posted In Gobshout News, Apr 16 2009. Words - Mark