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Madonna To Adopt Another Child

'I’ve got two white ones... I want another black one to balance it up.’

 Following reports in the press today Madonna has spoken of her desire to adopt another child. 




Speaking exclusively to Gobshout she said: ‘I’ve got two white ones and a black one and I want another black one to balance it up.’


 


It was a family reunion at Christmas which prompted her decision.  She said:  ‘The photos looked shit.  The Feng Shui was all wrong, there was no symmetry.  I didn’t know where to put him.  Next to the older girl or by the other one, do I stick him in the middle?  It was hopeless!  Nope I’ve made up my mind.  I definitely need another one.’


 


Madonna is a devout follower of the mystical religion Kabaddi but denied that her faith had influenced her decision in any way.


 


‘That’s a lot of shite.’  She said.


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