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Katy Perry: "I Am A Lesbian"

Male fans left horribly confused after ‘lesbotainment’ star’s shock announcement.

A generation of men were left horribly confused yesterday after “I Kissed a Girl” star Katy Perry came out… as a lezzer.The glam babe, who’s hits include “You’re So Gay (Leviticus 18:22-20:13)”, stormed the charts last year and became a lads’ mag fave with her saucy tales of lesbo love.



But Katey’s fan-base were left shocked yesterday after she confessed she’s definitely a girl’s girl. In the shock interview with US entertainment mag Muff, Katy, whose debut album “One of the Boys” has sold over 17 copies worldwide, revealed she has been in a monogamous relationship with partner Pam, a pedigree dog breeder from Hebden Bridge, for seven years. 



She also talked about how she unwinds between performing, recording and posing with her froo-froo out in lads’ mags: “My time with Pam is so precious. We like to walk our dogs, look after our twelve cats and write anguished poetry while listening to Ani DiFranco songs.”



She added: “We’re also planning to start a homemade moon cup business.”In a further blow to her male fan-base, Katy, who spells her name wrong, posed for Muff shaven-headed and sporting grease-stained dungarees. 



Following the announcement, the star’s fans took to the internet to have their say. Fan Glen Mouthbreather spoke for many with his post on Facebook group Katy Perryi is fit lol omg!!!!!!!!: “I neva thought she wos a real lez…,” wrote Mouthbreather, “is this hot?... I CANT TELL!!!!!”



Last night, sales of “One of the Boys” peaked dramatically before tumbling to a record slump as the reality of the situation dawned on Katey’s man-fans. Meanwhile, Katy’s new single “I’m Literally Asking for It” will be available to download from Feb 19.

Posted In Gobshout News, Feb 02 2009. Words - Richard

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