In a major surprise, Gordon Brown was voted as Rear Of The Year at this years NME Awards..
On receiving the award, the Prime Minister graciously thanked the organisers and said:
‘I’m happy, but not particularly surprised by the decision. That c*nt Clarkson put me on a bit of a downer when he called me a ‘one eyed Scottish idiot’, but deep down I knew I still had it. Back in Scotland the lassies used to call me ‘Sweet Buns Brown’. I've always had a nice arse, in fact my wife Sarah thinks it's my best feature.’
Gobshout News later observed Brown swingdancing with Courtney Love, and joining Pete Doherty for an impromptu sing-a-long of 'What A Waster.'
Other awards given out on the night included:
Biggest Nancy- Brandon Flowers
Pride Of Essex- Peaches Geldof
Most Super Wickedest Genre- Watery Electro Indie
Lifetime Achievement Award- Conor McNicholas
Posted In Gobshout News, Feb 27 2009.
Words - Tom