Comic relief bosses admitted to being ‘hugely disappointed’ after watching Chris Moyles reach the summit of Mount Kilimanjaro.

A spokesman told Gobshout: ‘We thought there was no way on earth the fat bastard would make it to the top.  We even put five grand on it at the bookies.  Now we will have to listen to the loudmouth git drone on and on about it.  



'I mean, where is the fucking humour in climbing a mountain - it’s supposed to be Comic relief for godsake!  Could he not have fell and broke his leg or something?  He’s ruined everything.  I knew we should have stuck with the original plan and got Barrymore in to do it.’

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Not to be outdone by lovely wife Cheryl, footballer Ashley Cole has also been doing his bit to lend his support. 



While Cheryl was half-way up Mount Kilimanjaro, Ashley was six thousand miles away trying his best to Mount Helena.

Posted In Gobshout News, Mar 09 2009. Words - The Ginger