In possibly the most-ground-breaking TV event since Springwatch managed to capture a real life badger, multi-talentless geordie Cheryl Cole got a few friends round for her TV extravaganza Cheryl's Big Night In.

Cheryl invited several of her heroes, among them Will Young, Lennox Lewis and BNP leader Nick Griffin. 

Wor lass was the consumate host and looked absolutely stunning in her Newcastle United shirt as she belted out 'Fog on the Tyne'.  Will Young also had the audience in stitches with his cover of Elton's hit 'Thorry seems to be the hardest word.'

But the night's highlight was undoubtedly the impromptu duet by Lennox Lewis and Nick Griffin.
 
There was not a dry eye in the house as Lennox and Nick joined arms in a tearful rendition of Big Youth's reggae classic 'Every ni**er is a star'.






Ashley's Big Night Out!

Meanwhile Cheryl's hubby Ashley Cole was unable to attend as he had a prior engagement at top Croydon boozer The Red Lion.  Ashley partied the night away with local scenesters Smudger and Big Dave, sinking 15 pints of bitter, playing pool and listening to the latest pop hits on the juke-box.  

They then went on to top Croydon eaterie Croydon Best Kebab where Ashley treated Dave and Smudger to the dearest kebab on the menu. 

Ashley was last spotted at the bus stop fingering local beauty Tracey while she gave him a hand job as they waited on the night bus home.

 

Posted In Gobshout News, Dec 15 2009. Words - The Ginger