Boy George wept tears of joy as he was sentenced to 18 months in prison yesterday.  As the verdict was read, and in a break from normal court protocol, he leapt over and kissed judge Lord  Justice William Fudgepacker on both cheeks before proclaiming this ‘the happiest day of my life’.



He told a packed court-room; ‘I can’t wait!   I’ve got the Porridge box set and I must have seen the Shawshank Redemption fifty times.  So I know what I’m in for!’ he added laughing heartily.



’I would just like to tell my fellow inmates I’m looking forward to meeting their acquaintance and my cell is always open to them.’

In other news

Girls Aloud’s Cheryl Cole says she became too thin due to the stress of X factor and she plans to put on weight by drinking ten pints of Newcastle Brown Ale a day.  She also said she gets back at cheating husband Ashley Cole by farting in his face while he’s sleeping. 



She told Gobshout: ‘He diven think he can dae that ta me and gerraway wi’t.  When I feel one comin on like, I just crouch over him and let go.  That’ll teach the lirrel bastard! Sweet dreams loverboy!’

Posted In Gobshout News, Jan 17 2009. Words - The Ginger