Blur promise to be a complete bunch of cunts at this years Glastonbury.  Damon Albarn speaking exclusively to Gobshout News said: ‘We ain’t playing any of our hits.  Fuck that.'

No Parklife, Boys and Girls or anything, instead, I’m going to be playing songs from Monkey The Musical and there will be some Tuan throat music.  Then for an encore I plan to disappear up my own arse.’

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Pot Calls Kettle Black

A pot called a kettle black yesterday.  The incident happened on Jo Whiney’s Radio One ‘Live Lounge’.

The pot, better known as Bonehead from Irish skiffle group U2 was heard to call Coldplay singer  Chris Kettle Martin a wanker yesterday.

Jo Wiley’s audience of workshy student layabouts were unaffected by the incident.  One told Gobshout: 'Weren’t arsed to be honest.  You couldn’t spare us a fag could you?

Posted In Gobshout News, Mar 01 2009. Words - The Ginger