It was reported yesterday that Blue would be getting back together.  Their manager Ronald McDonald, speaking exclusively to Gobshout, said: ‘Yes it’s true, I’m getting the lads back together.’

‘They’ve been with us for a few years now but we had them working in different branches of our famous stores.  ‘The black lad has been with us since they split up.  Does a damn good job cooking the fish. I’m not so keen on wee chubby one though.  He has been on toilet duties since he took the piss out of my ginger hair.  I love watching him clean the toilets with his ‘happy to serve you’ t-shirt!  Laugh my ass off so I do!  Little shit that he is.’

‘The blond one is a damn fine meeter and greeter – it was his idea in the first place to get them back together.  Well we can confirm that they will be together again for the first time since they realised they were shit and split up.  You can catch them flipping burgers at our Oxford Street store from next week.’

Posted In Gobshout News, May 05 2009. Words - Mark