In a move which will revolutionise the way election campaigns are fought, the three main parties are set to battle it out in a televised ‘Song For Election’.

Following on from their three live political debate last week the three main parties are set to make an even more monumental change in the way elections are fought.  Taking inspiration from the popularity of programmes like Pop Idol, the political party leaders will sing a song to promote their election campaign.


 
Simon Cowell will oversee ‘Election Idol’ as the political parties seek to broaden their appeal among Britain’s youth.

The event will take place tomorrow (election day) as the results come in and although the songs are a closely guarded secret, we can reveal that Gordon Brown and the newly-reconciled Gillian Duffy have spent the last day rehearsing JayZ’s 99 problems (but the bitch ain’t one). 

Disgraced MP Peter Viggers who famously claimed expenses for a £1500 duck-house will give his first public appearance with the Oliver Twist classic ‘Got To Pick A Pocket Or Two’.

David Cameron will give a reworking of the Seasick Steve number  ‘I started off with fucking millions - and you smelly oiks are getting none of it.’

Newly reformed non racist BNP leader Nick Griffin will renounce his racist ideology with a rendition of the Lou Reed song 'I Wanna Be Black'.

Nick Clegg has refused to sing though, boring bastard that he is.

 

Words And Ideas By Stephen Greenwood & The Ginger Pele

Posted In Gobshout News, May 05 2010. Words - Gobshout Team