Following on from his stint as drug adviser to a government select committee, Amy Winehouse’s dad Mitch is set to give his expertise in other fields.
 
Speaking exclusively to Gobshout Mitch said: ‘Now I am going to advise government policy on gambling addition.  I am qualified because I once put a bet on the national and let’s face it, my daughter looks like a bit like a horse.’
 
He refutes any accusation that he is abusing his position as Amy’s father or that he does not have the credentials for the job.
 
‘Nonsense.  I’m an expert on everything I am. 

After I’ve sorted out the UK’s drug and gambling addiction, I fly off to Nice for the annual porn star awards.  But it is a business trip.  I plan to teach the girls how to give a really good blow job.
 
Finally it’s back to blighty where I will go to my gran’s house and teach her how to suck eggs. 
 
‘I tell you it really is tough being this brilliant.'


words by MarkB

Posted In Gobshout News, Nov 10 2009. Words - Publisher 1