'the Smurf was sat down and the pilled up pit bull stood at the top of a flight of stairs...'
'it was the only time in the week I wasn’t stood in a shit hole...'
Days 2-4
It was hairy at times, but...
The view from the other side....
'...I would rather twist my intestines into a knot and garrotte a puppy...'
Steve seemed amused but gently touched to be told that he ‘had restored my faith in humanity...'
'...the more exasperated his Scottish slurs became I knew things were fucking up on a large scale.'
'‘I’ll have two pints of lager and half pint of manners for the pillock in the kaftan...'
'Its fair to say neither of us are particularly religious....'
18 Gigs...6 Days...1 World Record
'...my enjoyment of that moment was ruined.’
‘Michael Jackson’s dead. Get over it!’
This really is a dream job for us, we get to combine all our hobbies!
'... I think it is about time that I got some credit.'
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