Is it just me or is anyone else fed up with festivals?

Fed up with being herded around and told what to do by someone who’s authority rests on the fact they have a yellow bib?



Fed up paying £5 to CHARGE A FUCKING MOBILE PHONE.  



Fed up with paying 50 quid on British Rail to stand on a train. 

Fed up after being threatened to be evicted by a security guard.This was for the heinous crime of pissing on the grass next to a perimeter fence.  In a field full of sheep droppings!



This at an event which cost me £150.00 a ticket, over £150.00 to get there and during which I spent over £200.00 over the course of the weekend. 

In the unlikely event that you are reading this Mr Steward (you the angry looking prick with the bald head who was patrolling the black camping field in the Saturday/Sunday morning) that is over £500.00.  For four days!  A lot of money to be spoken to like a piece of dirt.  I am not a schoolkid and it didn't feel good to be treated like one 

I would just like to finish by saying get it right up you you nazi cunt. 

Fed up with the Isle of Wight.

You moaning faced cunts don’t deserve to have two of the UK’s best festivals on your doorstep.  The two of them add up to over £7 million pounds to the Island’s economy, not that you would get any thanks from the torn faced bastards.  They are second only to London in the unfriendliness of the locals.  

Fed up with the hypocritical drug laws and over zealous sniffer dogs.

When will someone in power have the balls to stop making criminals out of recreational drug users?  Cigarettes and alcohol kill more people than drugs do. 

Fed up with festival chic.

It used to be about getting into the country and getting into the music, not how fucking good you can look in a field.  Can you all just piss off and let me and the crusties get on with it?  The bogs, mud and shit food I can handle.  It’s all the other shit that does me in.

Organisers take note, people will get tired of being ripped off while being treated like shit.  









How do you feel about festivals? Are they going too far?  Are you getting a bit disillusioned like our Marky here? What was your favourite festival of the year?  FORUM TIME

Posted In Comment, Sep 18 2009. Words - Mark