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A sarcastic and slightly schizophrenic look at Oasis' latest offering 'Dig Out Your Soul'.
So, once you get the hang of it, saying “Shabba!” is smart. Good grief man! Are you mad!
'I’ve got the Porridge box set and I must've seen the Shawshank Redemption fifty times.'
It’s gonna happen… but McCartney says no!
The cleverest man and one of the most beautiful women team up for Children In Need.
Sorry to say Axl, but the reviews aren’t good!
'there is no age restriction but adults must be accompanied by a small child at all times.'...
'I’ve got two white ones... I want another black one to balance it up.’
'Can we all stop comparing Franz Ferdinand to Talking Heads please?'
'We thought there was no way on earth the fat bastard would make it to the top.'
Slightly less entertaining than watching paint dry.
'...they didn’t even have a busker's licence the cheeky scamps!'
...for an encore I plan to disappear up my own arse.’
I hate hearing talk of ‘indie kids’, ‘scenesters’ and of reading...that it is 'a way of life'
I got all my own teeth, I am rich, successful and I am great in the sack.
'It’ll be great to get my hands on some real boobs again!’
'They were inseparable as kids... as they grew up their friendship blossomed into something deepe...
‘I can’t be arsed with them anymore.'
Man questioned by police following an incident on Fearne Cotton's radio show.
Imagine my surprise to see Seatwave and Viagogo...offering guaranteed tickets 5 minutes before th...
'Then, trampling through this gratuitous eulogising comes The Daily Mail’s Jan Moir'
‘In many ways getting divorced from Jordan and diarrhoea are very similar.’
The decade where Simon Cowell is labelled a genius. I prefer w*nker myself.
'the night's highlight was the impromptu duet by Lennox Lewis and Nick Griffin.'
'Every festival I have been to I have seen people getting led away by plain clothes police office...
'I sat in silent horror as my own flesh and blood...turned it into a four track EP
Ten covers as good if not better than the original. All worth a listen.
'... I think it is about time that I got some credit.'
The greatest music festival had it's 40th...and I was sat at home watching on telly.
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