Likes:Scalextrix, Cluedo, sand, Jack Daniels, rubber band twanging, pies, Liverpool FC, vampires, poledancing, Mars bar cheesecakes.Dislikes:Coconuts, mustard, rain, pollen, homo sapiens.
The Fit One and the other bloke return with average effort.
Gregory And The Hawk soar to new heights with new album.
The musical equivalent of not changing your underwear for 10 months.
It’s about as heavy as Victoria Beckham. Minus implants.
No crash landings here.
A case of Stockholm Syndrome, as the Swedish band take my ears prisoner and make them fall in love.
Burial no show gets the Elbow at Mercury Music Prize
Who would have thought science could be this much fun?
Remember when Oasis were the biggest band in the world?
Luke and the rest are back with a distinctly Luke-warm offering.
German pop princess is Schnitzel hot!
Rock out to Travis!
It's not all Toon and gloom...
If only they were against each other. In a fight. To the death.
It's really really good!
Not a syntax error in sight.
Some things are best left in the past. Guns N’ Roses aren’t one of them.
If this lot aren't the biggest thing in Britain by this time next year, I will eat a variety of h...
The BBC have spoken - the acts to look out for next year.
I blame Shrek for this you know.
Faces get well and truly shredded.
Musical Cut, Copy, Paste.
The best thing to come out of Scotland since the deep-fried Mars Bar.
The future's bright - the future's Scottish.
They came from the sewers...
"everything is red, purple and orange."
"the energy of a million puppies chasing the same ball."
Who would win in a fight - Franz Ferdinand or AfroMan?
Justin Vernon > King Midas
Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2009!
It's rock, Jim, but not as we know it.
The band is dead, long live the band!
Form is temporary, class is permanent.
Foxtrot Oscar or not?
Break the walls down.
Don't worry - The Diamonds aren't Neil or Dominic.
Mutt's nuts , or in need of poopascooping?
The last time I felt this happy was Istanbul.
The musical equivalent of Harvey Dent.
Pork scratchings for all!
'Like pixies on crack...'
Confused by Swede mash.
Irish eyes are smiling.
Keep running Jessica.
"That's not music, it's just noise!" (Any Dad, 1970-current day)
Paul Schofield interviews the UK fuzz-punkers, and watches a cracking gig...
Electronic behemoth, or plinky plonk nonsense?
The Third Coming? Possibly.
America's best kept secret, other than Area 51.
Paul Schofield thinks it's going to be a bad year for music...
Paul meets the first signing to the new WET RECORDS label...
A scene waiting to happen...
'It’s a pretty boss indie rock affair...'
Radio Gah!Gah!
Nothing is lost here, only gained.
'If Zach De La Rocha is a modern day prophet, Tom Morello is the devil’s axeman..'
Gobshout's very own John McCririk gives us the full rundown on this years nominees...
"jazzy enough to make a Zuton angry..."
'Time is both weapon and weakness...'
"quite satisfying to see a box-man getting a drumstick right between the eyes"
'ultimately more of the same...'
'terribly lopsided by its very good first half...'
'A combination that just can't fail.'
'In a strange way, it's a very enjoyable album...'
'all it needs is a tumbleweed to roll past, in a good way...'
possibly a Happy New Year ahead...
Makes you want real crack and smack to recover.
"is it only a matter of time before we’re all painting our nails black and renting The Craft?"
"a joy to listen to."
"Yes, she plays the ukulele, no, she doesn’t sound like George Formby..."
"cerebral, murky, dream-like"
"Electro breaks, dense bass, astute lyrics..."
"Tesco Malt Wheats, when all you really want are Shreddies..."
"a song so joyful it makes MGMT look like Charlie Sheen's insides"
"If variety is the spice of life, this album has about as much kick as a korma..."
Art rockers who actually do both.
"it’s enough to make hay fever sufferers overdose on Beconase"
"Kate Nash doped up on happy pills, with a proper singing voice..."
'Fortunately, they are more Doyle than Dane...'
"For fans of punk and punk history, it’s a really interesting union..."
Who's been given the nod, and who should you put money on!
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'...my enjoyment of that moment was ruined.’
‘Michael Jackson’s dead. Get over it!’
This really is a dream job for us, we get to combine all our hobbies!
'... I think it is about time that I got some credit.'